morcey2 wrote:His real name is Stan, but couldn't even spell that right.
I met a woman once whose name whose spelling was almost completely unrelated to its pronunciation. I don't remember now what either of them were, but it was almost as bad as Stan/Terry. Her mother was functionally illiterate but filled out the information for the birth certificate herself, mangling the spelling of her daughter's name beyond all hope of recognition. But it was (is, I suppose) her legal written name, and with people she always went by what her mom called her.
Hopefully Terry... er, Stan... has a wife who can spell better and fills out the kids' birth certificate apps.