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My wife sent this to me so I thought I'd share with you all. Pretty funny.

TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. Guns don't take up a lot of closet space

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.
 

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#11. A gun doesn't complain about "rapid fire." :wink:
 

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natehunts said:
My wife sent this to me so I thought I'd share with you all. Pretty funny.

TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. Guns don't take up a lot of closet space

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.











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Guns don't need you to explain why you shoot so poorly.

Guns only "go off" when they are supposed to.

Guns don't ask you for your credit card.

Guns don't complain when you spend money on other guns.

You don't feel embarrassed when buying supplies for your gun.

Guns don't ask you about your feelings.

Guns don't demand you get therapy, they are therapy.

Guns don't redecorate your house.

Guns are as big or as small as you want them; never will you buy a 22 and 5 years later end up shooting 50BMG.

Guns don't verify your income before letting you take them home.
 

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Great stuff.....LOL
 
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