[knayrb]

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and BS with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States. Act like one !

 

[Strategic Tactical]

THATS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cinhil]

An oldie but a goodie! :lol: Especially as she has admitted to the "L" part of this joke in public before. Seen this a few times & it always brings a smile to
my face! :lol:

 

[Tarzan1888]

Subject: Question...

One Question
Test

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By
giving
an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The
test
features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will

have to make a decision. Remember your answer needs to be honest,
yet
spontaneous.

THE SITUATION:

You are in Miami, Florida. There is chaos all around
you caused by a
hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical
proportions.
You are photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, caught
in the
middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're

trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people

swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.

THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting
for her life, trying
not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer
and she looks
familiar. You suddenly realize it's Hillary Clinton! At
the same time
you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under
forever. You
have two options:

You can save the life of Hillary Clinton or you can
shoot a dramatic
Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one
of the world's
most powerful women.

THE QUESTION:

Here's the question, and please give an honest
answer.....

"Would you select
high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic
simplicity of
black and white?"

Tarzan

 

[tapehoser]

 

[Paul]

Full color top of the line film for me!!!

CINHIL, when did she admit to the "L" part of the joke? I'm dying to know, as I had never heard this.... inquiring minds want to know...

-PW

 

[Cinhil]

PW,

She was on a talk show about 2 years ago & let it slip. I can't remember which one. Of course, I guess we could verify that on Snopes.com--if we were of half a mind.

Now as for which type of film to use....hmmm...I think black and white would give the best contrast, so maybe that would be best. Her life has been too colorful anyhow. :lol:

 

[T-Man]

Remember this one from the 90's...
Q: What do you get when you cross a bottom-feeding lawyer with a scum-sucking politician?

A: Chelsea Clinton

 

[Mr. Magnum]

Hmmmmm. I think I'd have to put the camera down & try to call old Teddy K. for his advise. He's had experience with drowning women. :wink:

 

[Guest]

Hmmmmm. I think I'd have to put the camera down & try to call old Teddy K. for his advise. He's had experience with drowning women. :wink:

Thats good! :lol:

I choose neither film I've gone digital.

 

[Shaolin]

That's nice, and she still has no clue.