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Things that make you go HMMMMM........

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Joke or real?.. It is either funny or sad!

> Mortalilty Stats
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> (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. Is 700,000.
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> (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
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> (Calculation) Accidental deaths per physician is
> 0.171.
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> Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.
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> Now think about this:
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> Guns:
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> (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. Is 80,000,000.
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> (Yes, that's 80 million..)
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> (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
> 1,500.
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> (Calculation) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is
> ..000188
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> Statistics courtesy of FBI
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> So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more
> dangerous
> Than gun owners.
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> Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
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> FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT
> ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
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> Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
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> Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on
> Lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek
> medical
> Attention.

 

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Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
- Napoleon Bonaparte