[UtahCFP]

OK... when do we have the class where you teach us how to do it? I'll buy a cheap AK just to practice.

 

[UtahCFP]

Perhaps a cell-phone cammo... :lol3:

 

[UtahCFP]

How about a little tiny sign that says "I am not a gun". People who would be scared by a gun also tend to be the people who believe what they read, so voila!.

 

[UtahCFP]

Hmmm.... maybe "I am not an illegal gun" since those are the ones people want to get "off the streets".

Other possibilities...
"sssshhh - you didn't see me"
"Advertise here!"
"If you can read this, you are too close"
"Keep finger off trigger until you have made decision to fire"
"Remove before showering"
"Emergency Use Only"
"Zombie repellent"
"Use sparingly"
"My kid is an honor student"
"Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes"
"Have a nice day"