...you use your lightsaber to cut the bottlecap off a beer. :lightsaber:
...you say â€œthese are not the beers you are looking for.â€
...that â€œdisturbance in the Forceâ€ was just last nightâ€™s baked beans.
...the inside of your house looks more like Dagobah than the outside.
...you call your young apprentice, â€œJuner.(JR.)â€
...you have ever used telekinesis to pull your jeans up.
...the Force isnâ€™t the only thing that runs in your family.
...you call Hank Williams Jr. â€œmasterâ€.
...your landspeeder has a gun rack.
...you meditate to old CCR records.
...you call Yoda your Liâ€™l green buddy.
...you have ever said, â€œAngerâ€¦Fearâ€¦Aggressionâ€¦Yankeesâ€¦the dark side are they.â€
...your X-Wing has a still in it.
...your lightsaber has a beer can crusher in the base. :lightsaber:
...there is more oil in your robes than in your astromech droid.
...your robes have the Golden Flour label on them.
...you trim your beard and find a Mylock.
...you have ever used a lightsaber to light the barbecue grill. :lightsaber:
...you use Jawas for a drink holders.
...you fight with a lightsaber in one hand and a spit cup in the other. :lightsaber:
...you use a Jedi mind trick to stop the beer truck.
...you use your Jedi healing powers to clear up your V.D.
...you think the best use of your lightsaber is picking your teeth.
...you ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to spit. :lightsaber:
...your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.
...at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
...you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
...you can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
...you think Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
...you have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing / bowling.
...your father has ever said to you, â€œShoot, son, come on over tâ€™ the dark sideâ€¦itâ€™ll be a hoot.â€
...you have ever had your R2 unit use its arc welding torch to get the barbecue grill to light.
...you jump-start your lightsaber off a car battery. :lightsaber:
...you beat the Gammorean Guard in an â€œuglyâ€ contest.
...your fatherâ€™s name is Garth Vader.
...you got your lightsaber by sending in 750 Skoal Lids. :lightsaber:
...you have ever beaten up Han Solo for lookinâ€™ at your sister.
...you constantly mistake R2 units for beer kegs.
...you count B.O. as a Jedi power.
...you have ever used a lightsaber to skin a deer. :lightsaber:
...you have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Booneâ€™s Farm Strawberry Hill. :lightsaber:
...you think the best use of your light saber is cleaning your teeth.
...at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
...there is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
...you have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
...a peaceful meditation session is one without gas.
...you can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE FORCE.
...your master ever said â€œMy finger you will pull..hmmm?â€
...you have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
...the worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
...wookies are offended by your B.O.
...you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didnâ€™t have to wait for a commercial.
...you have ever used the force in conjunction with bowling or a spitting contest.
...you have ever used a light-sabre to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer. :lightsaber:
...you have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingie to get the bar-b-q grill to light.
...you wore burlap even before you started your Jedi training.
...your favorite meals on Dagoba incorporate native snakes.
...you have fuzzy dice hanging in the cockpit of your X-Wing.
...youâ€™ve asked an Ewok to help you go **** hunting.
...you use the â€œOâ€ on stop signs to sight in your new blaster.
...you call the Emporer â€œThat old ugly dude in the house coat.â€
...your favorite bar caters primarily to smugglers and bounty hunters.
...youâ€™ve got a stuffed womp rat from Beggerâ€™s Canyon on your mantle.
...youâ€™ve ever given someone a wedgie by using the force.
...youâ€™re flying a ship that has no original parts.
...parts of a TIE fighter you blew up hang as a trophy in your living room.
...the cake at your wedding was sliced with a light saber.
...you own a pink flamingo with blaster holes in it.
...you inherited a Styrofoam cooler and a tackle box with your light saber.
...you didnâ€™t read the whole Jedi manual because there were no pictures.
...youâ€™ve used a storm trooper helmet as a spitoon.
...youâ€™ve moved from planet to planet to avoid Imperial storm troopers.
...your beer belly puts Jabba the Hutt to shame.
...the smell of ham or bacon reminds you of Jabbaâ€™s Gamorean guards.
...you have ever used baling wire and/or duct tape to make repairs on your landspeeder.
...you feel that duct tape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
...you ever heard the phrase, â€œMay the force be with yâ€™all.â€
...you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. :lightsaber:
...you have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
...you have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
...you ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
...you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
...although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
...you have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
...you suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
...you were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
...you hear . . . â€œLuke, I am your father . . . and your uncle!â€