Sorry I missed a few. really I edited at least 10 out for this forum.tapehoser said:Keep the language clean, please!
That is quite literally true, since the actual definition of the word means a female dog. Unfortunately, "son of a [female dog]" is also a common vulgar phrase and so is quite liable to be edited. It's not a perfect world.hedonistic said:Sorry I missed a few. really I edited at least 10 out for this forum.tapehoser said:Keep the language clean, please!
I can't believe my "son of a female dog" comment got edited, he was in fact a son-of-female-dog :roll:
My mat teacher always told us, "don't drink and divide"UTOC-45-44 said:And they say Guns and Alocohol don't mix. The exact thing I would say about Math and Alcohol :shock:tapehoser said:????????????????? :? ????????????????100 yards = 3ft*100 = 900 ft
With 3 feet to every yard, that comes out to 300 feet in my math book.![]()
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:ROFL: :lolbang:scott.pete06 said:My mat teacher always told us, "don't drink and divide"
That's even luckier than one pine hen I killed while bowhunting. I was chasing deer, but I came across a pine hen and decided to take a shot at it with the blunt I carry for practicing on does. I missed the bird by a good two feet, but it fell over dead anyway. All I can figure is I must have given it a heart attack. Ate it for lunch. Yummy.Ty said:I once shot it at a Robbin who was on our fence. I took the shot and the sting broke scared the bird into diving off the fence, the bolt went low since the string broke. It impaled the bird and stuck into the wood fence. It flapped around in circles on the bolt for a while.
I always heard it as "Don't drink and derive". I used to have a t-shirt with that on it.bane said:That sounds *EXACTLY* like something my math teacher at SLCC would have said! Given that a lot of math teachers are fairly dry, I have to wonder...scott.pete06 said:My mat teacher always told us, "don't drink and divide"
Bwahaha, I've seen something similar happen with a grouse that my brother shoot at. He shot a good foot in front of it with a .30 carbine, it fell over dead. No holes or bruises that we could see so the round didn't bounce up and hit him. Dumb, but tasty birds.swillden said:That's even luckier than one pine hen I killed while bow hunting. I was chasing deer, but I came across a pine hen and decided to take a shot at it with the blunt I carry for practicing on does. I missed the bird by a good two feet, but it fell over dead anyway. All I can figure is I must have given it a heart attack. Ate it for lunch. Yummy.
:ROFL: :lolbang:swillden said:That's even luckier than one pine hen I killed while bowhunting. I was chasing deer, but I came across a pine hen and decided to take a shot at it with the blunt I carry for practicing on does. I missed the bird by a good two feet, but it fell over dead anyway. All I can figure is I must have given it a heart attack. Ate it for lunch. Yummy.Ty said:I once shot it at a Robbin who was on our fence. I took the shot and the sting broke scared the bird into diving off the fence, the bolt went low since the string broke. It impaled the bird and stuck into the wood fence. It flapped around in circles on the bolt for a while.