Literally. I purchased a sword, sort of as a symbolic religious thing. It is functional and actually I can almost be claimed to be able to use it. Though give any choice in the matter, and needing to defend myself, I would probably go for the .45 or 12 gauge, or just as easily hand-to-hand if that was more appropriate. Unless battling someone slowed by 60 to 80 pounds of armor, the thing is just a wee slow.
The thing is, while I bought it I never really found out how to take care of it. I have rust forming on the hilt (at least). Is there anyone that might know how to take a sword down, how to treat rusted steel, and then put the thing back together? If nothing else, tinkering with a functional [auto-filtered] sword is probably not something most people ever get the chance to do! I would be grateful and I would like to watch and learn. Or, perhaps there is a business that does such work.